{"id":630,"date":"2015-09-20T07:00:20","date_gmt":"2015-09-20T07:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ohmotherdear.com\/?p=630"},"modified":"2021-04-13T17:21:34","modified_gmt":"2021-04-13T17:21:34","slug":"the-deepsleepers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/?p=630","title":{"rendered":"The Deepsleepers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-613 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/omd_deepsleepers-510x330.jpg\" alt=\"omd_deepsleepers\" width=\"510\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/omd_deepsleepers-510x330.jpg 510w, https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/omd_deepsleepers-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-612 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/omd_deepsleepers2-e1618334475686-510x300.jpg\" alt=\"omd_deepsleepers2\" width=\"510\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/omd_deepsleepers2-e1618334475686-510x300.jpg 510w, https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/omd_deepsleepers2-e1618334475686-300x176.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/omd_deepsleepers2-e1618334475686-768x451.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/omd_deepsleepers2-e1618334475686-1536x902.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/omd_deepsleepers2-e1618334475686-2048x1203.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My kids sleep through vacuums, heavy rain falls with loud thunder. I remember after feeding them as I put them in their crib for bedtime, I think to myself, &#8220;Finally, I can have some sleep.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Right when I was about to close my eyes, I sneeze. They wake up and I am left trying to put them back to sleep again.\u00a0Who knew my sneezes are louder than a vacuum and rainstorms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My kids sleep through vacuums, heavy rain falls with loud thunder. I remember after feeding them as I put them in their crib for bedtime, I think to myself, &#8220;Finally, I can have some sleep.&#8221; Right when I was about to close my eyes, I sneeze. They wake up and I am left trying to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-random-doodle"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2800,"href":"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions\/2800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeindoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}